I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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