Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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