I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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