That's intense
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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