Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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