Dual....:-)
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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