So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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