69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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