i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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