considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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