no, he came in my armpit
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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