Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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