so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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