I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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