community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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