This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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