she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
