I think I am morally bankrupt
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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