Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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