Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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