Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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