We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
