If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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