Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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