Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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