i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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