would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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