hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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