Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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