I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
