it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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