Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You're like the curious george of whores
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Randomize
