she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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