NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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