are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i've created a new STD.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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