no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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