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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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