if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
soo... how was my night?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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