yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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