Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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