Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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