he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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