I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
