No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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