so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
