Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
