i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
In other news, I just burned my penis
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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