i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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