So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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