Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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