dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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