hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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