I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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