Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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