I don't think brook has ever known best
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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