he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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